Why the name "bLog in Your Own Eye"?

Matthew 7:3 - 5 "Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye."

We should all endeavor to think rightly about ourselves and graciously about one another. We all have specks and logs in our eyes.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Answering machine greetings......

If you ever want a new greeting on your answering machine, you should use one of these:

"Hello? ...Hello? ...Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak
up, I can't hear you... That's 'cuz I'm not home! Leave a message.
BEEP."


Hi. Now you say something.


Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb. It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom. Uh-oh! (Sound of a paper bag exploding.)


(Like Barney the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.


Enjoy!!!
Abster Out.

10 comments:

Abster said...

If I had a cellphone....

Abster Out.

Horse Lover said...

I would SOOOO do it if I had a cell phone...... I might get Slick Myster to do it though...... She has a cell.

Horse Lover

Abster said...

She does!!?!?!? That's awesome! :)

Abster Out.

Horse Lover said...

Yah but she NEVER has it on her! GRRRR!!!!

Horse Lover

Abster said...

That's too bad.... (but i don't blame her, cell phones are way too much to carry around)
Abster Out.

Horse Lover said...

I would not leave mine ANYWHERE!

Horse Lover

Abster said...

I hate carrying stuff around (unless it fits in my pocket) because I feel that I'd set it down anywhere, and forget about it. :)

Abster Out.

Southern Commander said...

That thing would never leave me(sort of like my purse;)! It would be like a second skin:D!

Southern Commander

Abster said...

Apparently you and I are completely different with opinions on that subject! :)


Abster Out.

Southern Commander said...

Yep! LOL!

Southern Commander